May 2013
khajiduh:
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
Anonymous asked: Hey Stacey! Loving your tumblr posts. You have a great sense of humor! xx
Watchawesomephilia:
Wait for it… [0:04]
shixn:
i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer
caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection
nikaalexandra:
do you ever hear someone’s name and just
epic-humor:
they-are-all-lies:
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
THE SONG ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.OISNCDSIDNCEWKJRNFWEK
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me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that
senoritajaneyk:
That moment when you’re in a quiet class just casually doing class stuff like everybody else but then your stomach just decides to drop the bass
buttbrothers:
“reblog this post of you’re gay or a supporter!”
i scroll past the post without a second thought
suddenly, the lesbian is torn from me
i am no longer gay
“i should have reblogged that post” i whisper, eyes closing, straight tears falling from my straight heterosexual eyes
humor-us:
it could be raining men and id still be single
wanglnciaga:
so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or
